just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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