Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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