I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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