If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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