You really coming over, don't trick.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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