I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Sponge bath it is.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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