Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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