Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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