she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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