I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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