I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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