"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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