Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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