Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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