I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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