who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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