spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
