I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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