we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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