Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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