her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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