drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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