the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
