That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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