The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Randomize