So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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