It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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