There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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