Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
