Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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