I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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