it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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