There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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