Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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