I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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