Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You left your phone here
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