let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
only if we run a train.
done.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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