Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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