Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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