Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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