Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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