Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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