I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
