You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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