I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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