super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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