singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
These tits shall not be calmed
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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