If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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