i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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