Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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