I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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