Its about making memories worth repressing
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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