she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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