Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just want nice things and good sex
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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