If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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